The Battle on the Deserted island

On a deserted island, in the middle of Pacific, a battle rages on between Kosdarliitaria and the United States of America. Both sides were evenly matched, but the United States had the upper hand.

One day Kosdarliitaria was about to surrender when the president Sri said, “Unleash the secret weapon!!!” Suddenly out of the blue, there came out an immense unit measuring, 2.5 kosdars (25 miles) by 2.5 kosdars (25 miles). The United States troops were in awe, they have never saw such a massive artillery unit in their life.

Sri then said, “ATTACK!”

“Yes my master”, said the troops.

General Kod then said, “Unleash the droids from the robot making unit”. The massive unit unleashed 500 robot droids that started killing, every single person in their way. For every one minute that passed 5 soldiers had died. In was a tragic day full of death and hunger to kill the other country. After about four hours, the president of the United States got so upset that he calls for his secret weapon.

Even though the Americans were outnumbered 2000- 1025, they had 25 Jedi’s. The master Jedi, KODSR BAPEW of the planet Advil, had four light sabers and killed about 5 robot droids/ troops per minute. His Padawan, REARE LAKEN of the planet Xanax, was killing a very impressive 2 droids/ troops per minute. The robot droids/ troops had no chance against the experienced Jedis. The American whooped Kosdarliitaria troops, and after some about 5 hours of pure massacre both side retreated to camp.

On the final day of the battle the count totals were, 999 robot droid (one droid didn’t get fixed right), 900 super droids, 1 robot droid making unit, 750 kosdar troops, and 10 evil Jedi masters against 850 American troops, 50 Jedi masters and 750 clone troopers. They battle was fierce, and blood and robot parts was all over the place but in the end the United States Army had won the war and got the island that we know today has Hawaii. Even though the Americans were outnumbered they had the heart and the guts to win Hawaii. The battle of Kosdars was the most epic battle the world will ever know in the day years to come.